- "My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :D"
- How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
- Love never fails, people fail on love.
- "Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why."
- Life has become like Temple Run and Subway Surfer... running all the way to collect coins just to reach no where !!
- "Hey there! WhatsApp is using me."
- Time is precious,Waste it Wisely
- "Exams se pehle bacche padha karte hai, Mard to sirf maa ka aashirwaad leke jaate hai"
- CGPA available for adoption... can't raise it myself.
- Once I was chatting with my crush. In order to impress her I was praising every single thing she was texting. Soon she went offline by changing her status to:
Too much agreement kills a chat.
- Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.
- Battery about to die, I am about to live !
- There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
Khrassin1970@gmail.com
ReplyDelete